Oh Baby, How I Love To Joke... Redo

This is a repost of my previous post because thoughts messed up with its' format and I can't delete it...   Hello fellow bloggers! Today I’m in the mood to joke around so I’ve decided to post on my two favourite genres of jokes; dead baby jokes...

Oh Baby, How I Love To Joke...

Hello fellow bloggers! Today I’m in the mood to joke around so I’ve decided to post on my two favourite genres of jokes; dead baby jokes and aborted baby jokes...                         What's funnier than a dead baby?                      A...

Welcome to My Quirks!

Since I’m having writer’s block when it comes to my Guide to South African People, I’ve decided to be vain and type a post all about the awesomeness that is me; except this post is all about my habits and quirks. Stop chewing you effing butthole!...

Drugs, Sex and Betrayal

   As some of you know, my 'former' druggie sister moved back after being in rehab in the hope that it will help her remain clean; my parents also thought this would be a good idea to keep her away from bad influences. My father had conditions...

Parents - Please Beat The Crap Out of Your Kids

I am finding that I'm sadly slowly becoming like my father when it comes to hope of the future of humanity, which is disappearing like the cake at a fat people's wedding.   Today, I was sitting outside and trying to warm up in the sun (it's...

Second Worst in The World

Recently I heard on a local radio station that South Africa has the ssecond lowest rating in terms of Education when it comes to Mathematics and Science.   I found this to be a very sad statistic, we look dumb compared to other countries. Sadly,...

Sad News for Whovians...

I read an article today that I'm hoping is complete bogus, but it is true, it bears bad news...   I was rather disapointed the day when I learnt that not all eleven of the Doctor's regenerations would be in the 50th anniversary special and that...

BDD - Back With A Vengeance!

For the last four months I thought my BDD (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) was gone for good. The last month though I think it has returned, and with a vengeance. I’m starting to believe that I might be developing the mental condition that leads to...