Wanted To Quit My Job This Weekend...

It was pretty much an ordinary Saturday, except for a massive shopping crowd that was buying everything they could see in bulk. Apparently, there was also an important rugby game on where it was South Africa versus...

Curse My Englishness and Virgin-ness!

Since South Africa is filled with people from so many different cultures and languages it has many accents. I was raised English and therefore I’ve been told that I sound very English, whatever that means. Nevertheless, my Englishness is starting...

The Zombie Apocalypse is Here!

The zombie apocalypse is now! Sadly, the zombies aren’t hungry for brains; in fact, I would be surprised if any of these zombies have brains. Nevertheless, these zombies are glued to a device and their fingers are glued to its’ keypad, typing their...

"Getting Away With Murder"

I honestly believe that if a person wants to become a successful criminal that can get away with anything; they must either become a famous singer or a famous actor. Justin Bieber gets away with mistreating his fans by spitting on them in public...