The Potato Speaks!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s a fucking text on your screen dumbass. Yes, I am not dead. I have just been quiet. I have been struggling to think of a reasonable topic to write about. I miss the days when they use to flow out of me like...

Begone Humans!

“What is your hope for humanity in the next 10 years?” asked the random teenage kid probably doing a survey for a project or shit like that. I looked distantly towards the horizon and then back at the kid’s pimple that was big enough to have its’...