I Survived 2016

  I survived 2016.     Never has a year been branded so evil before in internetdom. This year Britain decided to divorce Europe because it got tired of being colonized by other people, America proved that the stupid outweigh the...

Eulogy

  My dear friends, today we are all gathered here to say farewell to someone who I loved dearly. She was the light of my life, my one true love.     I can still remember the first day my eyes were blessed with her beauty, how her shade of...