I sprayed a spider with Axe body spray in an attempt to kill it. Now his name is Chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in the house!
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  1. wraithwriter

    lol.

    July 26, 2015
  2. fadedsnowcloud

    My day started out pretty well, but this just… yes. There are no intelligent words to describe how funny this is. I’m sure you went from having a slight spider problem, to an infestation of little Chads. Props friend.

    July 26, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      and Chad is such a douche. So many baby mamas needing their baby daddy.

      July 26, 2015
  3. fadedsnowcloud

    Oh, and if it’s any consolation, a flamethrower might be of assistance. xD

    July 26, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      I tried using a flamethrower. It isn’t working.

      July 26, 2015
  4. WalkinOnSunshine

    LMAO! What a guy!

    July 26, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      He ain’t a guy. he is a douche.

      July 26, 2015
  5. fadedsnowcloud

    The problem is worse than I thought. Have you tried spraying said axe into the fire? I hear it’s marvelously explosive. If that does not work, then I hope your house is insured. Accidents happen….

    July 26, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      Pffft! Axe is so pricey, it would be a waste of money.

      July 26, 2015
      1. fadedsnowcloud

        Then an accidental fire it is…. >: D

        July 26, 2015
        1. Bloodlust-Prince

          But then the whole town will end up being burnt down because we have the most useless services in the world… wait… screw the town. Where’s a match when I need one?

          July 26, 2015
  6. mister-sandman

    So that’s what’s causing all those bloodthirsty African critters!

    July 26, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      And it must be all the inbreeding.

      July 26, 2015
  7. scarletts_letters

    I want his eight hands on me, why? I hate spiders? Something about him though – that smell…

    July 27, 2015
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      It turns you on? Damnit Chad!

      July 27, 2015
      1. scarletts_letters

        Pfft he only lasted 3 seconds, next!

        July 27, 2015
        1. Bloodlust-Prince

          Well he is a spider…

          July 28, 2015