Ode To Stay-At-Home-Moms

I was doing my usual scrolling and shitposting on facebook when one of the geeky pages I follow asked, “Which Superhero do you think deserves more recognition?”


The comments were filled with your usual geeky arguments about certain characters until I came across a comment that stated, “The average mother that is raising her children”


Like really? And this isn’t the first time I have come across this absurd notion that mothers think they deserve some fucking reward for looking after their kids. I have yet to come across any comment of a guy stating that he deserves an award for working his arse off and still making time for his kids… heck, not once have I heard my father who was a single parent bitching about some recognition.


What is it that makes stay at home moms think they are some fucking superhero? You’re not. Just because you submitted to your biological urges of procreation and now you’re stuck with annoying crotch-fruit all day now you think you deserve some freaking award and praise? And to top it off you use it as an excuse to stay at home all day while the father possibly works at a job he hates because it felt too good to wear a condom. Nobody asked you to procreate,  and is just a normal biological function that is shared by most organisms on this planet. In fact, some species are clever enough to realize the mistake they made and they actually eat their young, they are the real heroeshere!


Granted, at least you are making some effort to raise your regret, but that is just you taking responsibility for the mistake you made. Imagine if you simply just used protection, or the father just got a vasectomy; imagine how less stressful life would have been! But nope, you just had to go woohoo and now you think you deserve a Nobel prize for dealing with the consequences.


You know who I think are unrecognized heroes? The trash collector and the landfill workers, civilization would not function without those people. The people that clean and work in sewers, those people literally have the shittiest job on Earth and once again civilization wouldn’t function without those poor bastards. Heck, even educators deserve some recognition for having to deal with your disease-carrying-crotch-fruit that has a superiority complex while most stay at home moms sit at home all day playing with vibrators and gardeners. There are so many other genuinely hardworking folk out there that deserve to be called superheroes that we ignore on a daily basis but society would be fucked without them, while most stay at home moms are too fucking lazy and privileged  to get off their backsides even when there are so many working mothers out there.


You don’t deserve an award or recognition, you deserve a “dunce” cap for being an useless entitled member of society. Maybe you should resort to a Christian side-hug and do something with your life if you want some damn recognition.




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Comments (8)

  1. JustALier

    I would give props to men and women who have jobs and still take care of their children, it’s probabaly not easy. If one member of the family makes enough to let the other stay home and take care of the kids, good for them. But let’s not kid ourselves (see what’s I did there) you’re not a superhero because you chose to have kids. You’re not smarter, or better than the rest of the people out there. So calm the fuck down with the constant fishing for recognition. Even teenagers have kids that stay alive long enough to procreate themselves.

    March 30, 2017
    1. Bloodlust-Prince


      March 31, 2017
  2. scarletts_letters

    Everyone thinks they have it hard, it’s not easy being a single parent – sure but it’s shit tons harder to be one and actually have a job, even so it’s not heroic and it’s not anything special. I’m so sick of the ‘every girl is a princess’ bullshit that is responsible for this sort of thing.

    The other thing is, don’t you find on the internodes you go to a youtube – say it’s about a huge shark smashing through the bars of a cage and getting in with the diver – within 5 comments it’ll be Trump supporters vs the liberals. This type of unrelated argument is really putting me of internoding, it happens everywhere even here – looking at my last post…

    April 02, 2017
    1. Bloodlust-Prince

      Same here, it is ludicrous! The internodes has a become a sad place where every Tom, Dick and Harry think they have to express their political opinion everywhere, even when it is something that has nothing to do with politics in the first place. I have literally seen arguments by people of games being too liberal or too conservative even though those games have nothing to do with freaking politics in the first place. The crazy guy from North Korea should just nuke the shit out of humanity and get it over and done with. Our time as a species is over, we no longer deserve to live on this planet.

      April 06, 2017
      1. scarletts_letters

        I have even stopped youtubing as much because I’m so sick of every comment causing a hate war, no reason, no actual logic and rarely any basis – liberls v conservatives, relgion v science, men v women – I’m so over it I agree, hurry up Son of Mr Ronerry!

        April 06, 2017
        1. Bloodlust-Prince

          Nuke us now so we can become one with the Void!

          April 07, 2017
          1. scarletts_letters

            I like that! I had a chat with this guy and he was whining about humans going to other worlds possibly messing those up as well, I think he has a point, I might try sabotage anyone working on a viable spacecraft now. Or steal it maybe?

            April 14, 2017
  3. leviolden

    Saying that mother deserves a prize is not that bad. I mean you might have a clash with your mother but that won’t ever change the fact that she is your mother. That won’t be able to compensate the pain that she bears while you were in her tummy. As per the the best cv writing services we should thank our mother.

    June 29, 2017