I think it is fair to assume I am not a fan of Trump, but this post isn’t about what I hate about President Orangutan. It is about what I hate has happened to blogging communities across the internodes.
Before the billionaire Orangutan ran for office, political blogs came in small healthy doses. These were often written by people with below average penises and saggy tits. They were just angry at the world and had nothing interesting in their lives happening so they just bitched about what they loved about or hated about their government.
Then the billionaire Orangutan ran for office and this is when things began to go crazy in the blogosphere. This is when the majority of Americans decided to smear their keyboards with KFC grease and type about how much they would love to suck Trump’s cock or why they wanted to be anally raped by Hillary’s enlarged clit. This caused a massive divide in the blogosphere and everybody began to hate everyone else.
Then the Orangutan won the elections and became President Orangutan. I expected a massive wave of hate to pour out of the blogosphere from this as the two sides once again began to angrily jerk each other off, but I thought this would eventually calm down and people would once again begi n blogging about their pathetic lives and the politics would be left to the homo-micropenis and homo-saggytitis, but boy was I wrong. It only became worse.
It was if a large cloud covered America transforming the most ordinary people into large lumps of fat that stink of ham and cover their keyboards with 20 year old grease. The Right constantly attacks the Left now claiming that they are snowflakes and other shit, the Left constantly attacks the Right claiming they are some form of ism. Then these people will delete or remove anybody that supports the opposite side from their friend lists and shit like that. There is no middle ground anymore, it seems as if most Americans hate other Americans because they either preferred sucking orange cock or lapping at some 1000 year old clit. It is as if the majority of Americans simply just became pathetic cunts.
The most pathetic thing about all of this is that nobody really gives a fuck anymore except the political bloggers who are already cunts with nothing better to do with their lives. You aren’t going to change anyone’s opinion. If a person doesn‘t want to suck orange cock they won’t change now; and if a person doesn’t want to lick a billion year old clit they won’t change now either. All that these cancerous cunts do is waste their own time and reading space on blogsites. Nothing else. Their posts won’t change the world. It adds no value to anybody’s existence. It just simply wastes space.
I have found myself longing for a simpler time when people would only bitch about their pathetic lives. I find myself searching for posts written by teenage girls complaining about their boyfriends or parents, old folk talking about the “good ole” days, people complaining about how they failed to read their instructions properly and now their genitals were stuck in the vacuum. At least these pointless ramblings were still far more entertaining to read than some pointless political post.
There are far more interesting matters or things to post about than politics. But sadly, that seems to require too much creativity and intelligence to comprehend for your average American blogger.